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Bernie has been on cast since 1997. After years of playing
Brad, he got a little tired of wearing a tux in the hot theatre after
five years and decided to drop 40 lbs. and trade the tux in for tiny gold
shorts...
ALIASES: "BERNICHO", "Bern", "B-Man",
"Skyboy"
SIGN: The illegal immigrants running across the freeway
near San Diego!
OBSESSIONS: Softball, basketball, and verbally assassinating
all haters
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Female
SEXUAL POSITION: How can you choose just one?
CELEB HE'D MOST LIKE TO BONE:Julia Stiles, Elisha Cuthbert,
Keira Knightly, Reese Witherspoon, Rachel Weisz, Maria Sharapova, Michelle
Monaghan, Rachel Leigh-Cook, Sammy Allen (local rock star), and my future
ex-wife: Kate Beckinsale
FAV MUSIC/ARTIST: Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Korn, Seven
Stitches, Warner Drive, Slant, 3 Faced, Bad Religion, Jurassic 5, Eminem,
Linkin Park, Flyleaf
FAV MOVIE: Star Wars Saga, Top Gun, Van Wilder, The Princess
Bride, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Goonies, Pirates
of the Caribbean, Lost Boys, and all things Kevin Smith
QUOTE: "This is what I call a target-rich environment!"
FAV BEVERAGE: Nestea
FAV CARTOON CHARACTER: Johnny Bravo
FAV WEB SITE: www.myspace.com/worldwide_bernination
CURRENT ROLE: Cast Leader, Rocky (Primary), M.C.
PERSONAL E-MAIL: 
OTHER ROLES PERFORMED: Every character in RHPS (yes,
I mean EVERY), assorted characters in our most excellent preshows, Farley
Flavors in Shock Treatment, Mr. Body in Clue, Michael Carrington/Cool
Rider in Grease 2, and Wade "Cry Baby" Walker in Cry-Baby.
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