This mysterious person has been lurking around the NuArt Theater for years...or has he? (or she?)

ALIASES: classified
SIGN: GOD 1 PEOPLE 0
OBSESSIONS: unknown
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: safe
SEXUAL POSITION: strongly in favor
CELEB S/HE'D MOST LIKE TO BED: unknown
FAV MUSIC/ARTIST: unknown
FAV MOVIE: unknown
QUOTE: "trust no one. let's make out."
FAV BEVERAGE: slurm
FAV CARTOON CHARACTER: classified
FAV WEB SITE: classified
FAV PERSON: unknown
PERSONAL WEB SITE: http://sinsotheflesh.org
PERSONAL E-MAIL:
CURRENT ROLE: Cigarette Smoking Man
OTHER ROLES PERFORMED: a phantom among phantoms, not much is known about this mysterious figure, but our sources reveal the following as a partial list: Janet, an impounded dog, lights, electrical parade conductor, a Korean sgt's wife, Buffy, Ralph Hapschadt, sound designer, Riff-Raff, preshow director, preshow writer, half a spork, John Waters, Penny Priddy, cast/management interrelations manager, Betty Hapschadt, web host, email admin, electrician, Trixie, an LSD-distributing singing hippie priest, props, a schoolchild who needs no education, DJ, Tommy Gnosis' PR lady, cast slut, Aladdin
HAS GONE HOW FAR IN THE NUART, DURING THE SHOW: all the way

Gallery Images: coming soon!