We've been blessed with some brilliant alumni over the years. Here's a smattering of the incriminating pictures we have of these decadent freaks.

Christina Williams, uberColumbia, struts her stuff in a recent Alumni Night

Joy Houston, our long time Primary Magenta, sees all

Magenta, what a bountiful set of ... feathers your feather duster has

Wayne Labat comes bearing gifts...or maybe it's that he comes, and then bears gifts? Or he comes in bears for gifts? He bears coming...aw to hell with it; anyway Wayne was our stellar Rocky for many years, and we all miss him. Just not his bizarre chicken floorshow underwear.