All the spooky kids from the Thriller preshow!

Baby, Brad can drive my car

Eddie and his sparkly tongue ring

The Trannies take care of that bitch Columbia once and for all

Aww, shucks...Prop God Jerm ruins the illusion of the menorah

Ooh, look at the pretty candles!

I think I'm seeing double...

Who the fuck is he talking to?

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD FOR HAND FARTS?

We're all stars now, in the floorshow. (God, that's an old line.)

Sexy Columbia's glittery nips!

It was Jason that killed Fluffy!

The pool scene suddenly turns into a birthday ass attack on Liz