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Costume contest runner-up Chanda (on the left) and winner Julie (center)!

Denton, U.S.A.! (Letters thoughtfully donated by M.I.!)

The five Fs for today are...

Janet Majors lays down the law with Brad

Mother and daughter discuss Mexicans

Jason thinks faggots are maggots...thank God he's a man!

Catatonic Brad in Dentonvale

Tracy tells Tracy that alimony is just another word for rape

You're not just looking at a fast food king...

You're sitting on my goddamn face!

Is that a bird, a plane, or Mike crawling around in front of the projector?

Bert checks out Janet in the shower, and gets a surprise!

Normandie shows us her minimal, criminal, siniful little black dress

Janet doesn't need introductions

Janet and the Bits, rhapsodizing about "Me, Me, Me"

Farley is overly excited by Janet's performance...to say the least

Little do the parents know that Kirk will later "sugar their daughter"

"I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am!"

Bert Schnick "regains his sight"

Smiling for the camera

Neely interviews Macy and Ralph

"Did you hear that, Oliver?"

Betty with a real live microfiche (yes, our tech crew is insane!)

Oscar Drill, sans The Bits

The Bits, "Breakin' Out"

Janet's got a brand new pair of rollerskates...

"And I'll tell you too, you guyse!"

Farley (and everyone else) tries out the sign language for...

Brad tells Farley that he's got a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister

The Faith Factory cast, telling those intruders to get out!

Macy becomes "Miss Mental Health"

"She let us all down!"

We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow!

We just gotta keep goin' (in an imaginary car)