Sally and Vampira play a little Pat-a-Cake in the Tim Burton preshow

Magenta scares Brad right out of his pants!

The Pumpkin King and Sally indulge in some elbow sex

Beetlejuice shows Adam and Barbara a little something

Edward Scissorhands cuts away as Magenta and Columbia look on

Poor Mars Attacks Magenta, in the death throes

Riff Raff's preferred reading material

He's just a sweet transvestite from Fag Central, Santa Monica!

Rocky Horror at Sins...just one of those things you talk about around the water cooler on Mondays

Mike as Riff, and Christine's leg as the lever

Cassie doesn't like men with too many muscles, just Dan Aykroyd lookalikes

Bernie as Eddie...kind of an interesting angle, eh?

Mike runs away with the goods

Renee and Liz touch-a touch one another

Ofer with the new and improved Eddie's Teddy...Tracy's guinea pig, Lucy!

Scott as Rocky -- oh, how dreamy!

Matt fingers some scissorhands and marvels at Ian's ass as Kitty-Lea smiles pretty

What? What'd I do? Why're they pickin' on me?