The highlight of the evening, by far, was Kevin's heartbreaking rendition of "My Heart Will Go On." Cast members accompanied his performance with the throwing of ice cubes to signify Leo DiCaprio's frozen ass sinking with the Titanic.

L.A. Dennis, doing something unknown, but hopefully not satanic, during the show

Is that Mary Poppins or Frank 'N' Furter?

Liz goes for the gold on Kevin and molests a terrified virgin simultaneously

Columbia greases Rocky up. Don't forget to lubricate for rear entry!

Cassie, in a vehement or excited mental state

Frank 'N' Furter, about to go home(o)