Now this is true virgin style!

Theater Manager Marc doing his impression of the "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" trailer narration guy.

Felix greets Janet-on-the-floor as a hot regular in floorshow getup looks on. Notice the virgin concession stand girl who works for the NuArt watching gleefully...something tells me she's gonna like her new job!

So I'll remove the Cosbys, but not the Simpsons!

I don't know who's luckier...Tommy or Gina!

Riff-Raff and Magenta go postal on Frank's ass.

Don't shoot that drag queen...he took our virginities!

This is Bernie...right after he KISSED MATT! Save this picture for future blackmailing purposes.