Eddie really blows. Wait, I think I've used that joke before. Damn.

The shadow of the candelabra makes Scott look like Dennis the Menace.
Okay, so I'm easily amused.

Frank and Rocky "Eiffel Tower" Columbia

Sure...UNsure!

Ian and super-sexy guest performer Mary of W.U.T. move in for the kill

Jeremiah, the Princess of Props