This guy doesn't really look like a cocktease...

Normandie as a glamorous Trixie

Bernie shows up to do the costume contest before his Village People audition

They're underage, and they're cute, so we'll just forget trying to figure out what they're
dressed up as!

Yay! Spongebob!

Carlos does his Michael Jackson impersonation

Cassie got it! She got it!

But what's Ian staring at, off to his left?

She's smiling because Kevin just found out she has a tail growing out of her back

Erin prepares to pull a Halle Berry and run over some trannies

Columbia beams as she waits for Eddie's return

This is what every virgin should do on their first night at Rocky

Magenta and Riff take a moment

Ian philosophizes about the Tibetan plight

Columbia reads the map, but Magenta refuses to pull over and ask for directions

Hey, Jerm, is that article interesting?

The one-eared dog is reincarnated as Fluffy

Jim makes a statuesque Dr. Scott

Take it all, Kevin!

Attack of the conspiratory alien siblings

Kevin takes the Giant for a piggyback ride