Okay...who's got the crack?

That's more like it! (I get the one on the far left. No, OUR far left, not theirs, sicko.)

Let's see...there's Magenta, one of the Donnas, the guy from "The Grying Game", and Britney Spears (?!)

Tanze samba mit mir!

Pretty in pink (and how!)

Alumna Joy as Betty Munroe!

Riff, Mags and Columbia get happy

OOOH!

Turo steps in as Brad

Normandie as Rocky!

Hooray for (golden) boobies!

More Turo as Brad

They changed the channel to the Anna Nicole show by accident

Huh huh. I like lez-beans.

Alumnus Terry returns as the Criminologist!

Normandie's libido hasn't been controlled!

Bernie's triumphant return to Brad-dom

Frank gets the Eiffel Tower treatment...

ACK! I think you should get that thing looked at!

You talkin' ta me?

Bernie as Pig Pen