Ha! I have brought these beacons of virginity for sacrifice! I am triumphant!

Yes! I get to see boobs!

The ambiguously somethin' duo...oh, wait, they're not ambiguous!

Dana shows her green (note the handstamp on the wrist...happy 21st, Dana!)

No, it's not a real tattoo!

Betty Boop as Magenta?

Columbia rubs Rocky's belly for good luck

Sometimes it's even more enticing when they leave their clothes on...

The love child of Magenta and Carrot Top joins in for takeover scene