Christina unwraps her present

Voila! Ballerina Trixie!

You don't need to say "What the fuck?" I'll say it for you

You're really not going to tell me what happened to the steering wheel, are you?

Hot Trannies mugging for the camera

We should start videotaping this shit

Susan and Barry and Liz and Derek

Make the scary lady go 'way!

Sioux's totally punk rawk

Columbia wants her frosted Lucky Charms!

TALL...and SMAAAALL.

And you thought all the nekkid Trixie pictures would be up at the top of the page!

It's comfort food

But Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!

Janet's "Oompa Loompa"

Looks like some sort of perverted gymnastics routine

Obligatory "Chris is a bad-ass" pic