Their moms know where they are...but not what they're wearing!

Daniel Franco from PROJECT RUNWAY! (runs around screaming and clawing and throwing undies)

Marc calls out the suckas and the haters

Not Nurse Ansalong...

!

She's secretly Tarzan's bitch!

It's a choice ya gotta make. Be in character, or MUG FOR THE GODDAMN CAMERA!

Sounds like a ukelele

Just arch your back a little more...yeah, that's it!

Naughty Jacob! You don't know where that sonic transducer's been!

It's peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Read the one about the chick with a dick again!

Look closely for nippleage

"We are far too beautiful to be your hired help!"

Is it time to go home yet?