We will just have to live vicariously through Cindy's right hand

Just too emo

Some super-awesome audience folk

He's making the patented "Myspace Face"™

More unadulterated audience awesomeness

Sarah, no need to point out the obvious

Yuppie Trixie Strikes Back!

Makin' the B.J. face

You can see what the Trannies had for dinner

Derek Baldwin, acting his ass off

No, it's "More Drunk Pat," not "More Drunk Richard"!

That's the "Derek's being distracted by tits" face