File this pic under "Baby's First Rocky Costume" -- aww, how cute!

Jeff as emcee, cracking the audience (and himself) up

Snape's wand shall soon rise...

Bang those rods!

The Trannies are made of ham

See? Hams!

The reanimated corpse of Riff Raff

Magenta's duster-erection is a French tickler

Jacob sings of Time Warps and giant balls

The Transvestite Fairy appears...

...and hands out pearl necklaces for good little children!

Sally -- cutest Sonic Transducer evar

Greasing up The Rock (ewwww.)

Bernie's so awesome he can do push-ups in mid-air!

Afros are good. The End.

OMFG! SNAPE/HERMIONE = MY OTP 4-EVA!