Yes, we really do expect you to spread your legs like a porn star. Now hop to it!

Liz shows off her sexy Rapunzel-esque hair.

What I wouldn't give to be in the middle of that clusterfuck!

Brad gives us the pensive, suave, and cleverly disguised nosepick.

I think Bernie does better when he's with a blonde as opposed to being one.

Adam is trying so hard to focus on the movie, as opposed to what is right under his nose.

I keep trying to come up with a caption but- ooh, shiny!

It's okay, Frank! You don't die for another hour.

Yatta!

Let's play shadow puppets on Erik!

Hey, ow! Wha... You... You bit my fingers off! How could you!? I'll never play the sax again!

Jessie is caught daydreaming, apparently about some kind of Weird Fantasy.

Adam puffs up his chest in an attempt at mimicing our Security crew.

I got a boa, I got a boa! I got a boa, hey hey hey hey!

Wait a minute, we're watching Velvet Goldmine, right?

Stand back, I know kung fu!

I like my boobs best!

I know they're related, but I think Dr. Scott and Eddie look more like twins and less like uncle/nephew.

Wow, the Radio City Rockettes have really lowered their standards.

Let's do that part with the pelvic thrust again, yeah!