Non can hit me with her arrows of love any day!

Mr. Jacquard Dream Corset enjoys the Best Taco Around

Excuse me, young man, but you have a dick on your face.

He IS funky fresh.

Bid on him...or he'll cry. ('Cuz he's emo. Get it? GET IT?)

A date with both of our Trixies? Uh...YES, PLEASE!

Win a date with Bernie! (Sorry; Bernie's ego is included in the date. Bernie and his ego are nontransferable)

They're kissing her feet, and it's a good thing she took her monthly shower earlier today

Actually, Stephanie is a twenty-FIRST century fox!

I had a dream about this after I watched "Alice in Wonderland" and rolled on two tabs of X

Yes, Xach is worth a SHITLOAD of candy.

Michelle, otherwise known as Boobs, masterfully works the spotlight

The sexiest former-Mormon-turned-bitch-diva we know!

It's Alex's Dr. Scott audition, and he's rockin' the stage!

Elliot's talent at hand-flatulence grows with each passing show

"Good Lord, I have sexy gams!"

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