Jason lays down the laws.

"I showed up in a dress and now you want to see my balls?!" (I guess
you should do that more often, eh?)

Let's go for a waltz in the Wild Wild West...

Emo Rocky six-shooters!

Oh noes! It's back! Run for the hills! Hit that back button before it's too late!!

We warned you, didn't we?

Bernie goes for the Heath Ledger money shot... and Drew takes it like a trooper.

Smile, you're on Tranny TV!

Don't lose that ring, asshole!

He made the mistake of breathing through his nose.

Chris-Raff looks longingly into the distance, remembering way back in
the day when Girl Scout cookies were $2 a box...and the girl scouts were free.

Stay away from my vagina, you crazy bitch!

Columbia realizes too late that Riff has become a zombie, and is not
reaching for a hug...

Zombie-Riff has turned the whole cast! Ohnoes!

Frank must restrain the urge to fuck 'em right then and there.

If Jerry Bruckheimer directed the show, it might look like this.

The underpants gnome is really Rocky.

It's No-Pants o' clock!

Look, a chimp! Can you pull your bottom lip around your chin too?

We wanted hot sex, not hot sax!

Groupies, just one of the benefits of being a Guitar Hero...ine.

Rocky's got boobs on the brain.

Frank looks put-out because Magenta will let Riff caress her, but not him.

We knew Bernie was handicapped, but we didn't know he was a cripple!

As he advertizes his oral sex skills, Jesse simultaneously turns into Mr. Burns.

"Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies."

Hey, there's our usual cripple! I knew he couldn't have gone far.

The Riverdance Rejects.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else here...oh, wait..."

Dr. Scott reacts to Riff's exasperated raspberry.