Scott joined cast in 2002 as our cast soul-stealer -- err, photographer -- and is now kicking ass as our primary groupie tosser -- err, Eddie! Scott is mean, and we like him that way.

ALIASES: That fat guy in the back
SIGN: Gemini
OBSESSIONS: Hockey, Green Lantern, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Legos
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Straight
SEXUAL POSITION: Bent over a couch
CELEB SHE'D MOST LIKE TO BED: Ana Paquin
FAV MUSIC/ARTIST: Bloodhound Gang
FAV MOVIE: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
QUOTE: "Hey fat girl." (Unless Jason already took that)
FAV BEVERAGE: Coke
FAV CARTOON CHARACTER: Kenny McCormick
FAV WEB SITE: http://www.bloodhoundgang.com
FAV PERSON: My father
PERSONAL E-MAIL:
CURRENT ROLE: Eddie (Primary)
OTHER ROLES PERFORMED: Cast Photographer, Brad, Dr. Scott, Columbia, Magenta, Professor Plum in "Clue," Kirk the Coffee Guy and Glitch Davidson from Shock Treatment

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